MELVIN SAYS "OH MY!!!"

SYNOPSIS

As toxic penis substance makes it’s way into city streets

TROMA fans launch a search to find their missing leader, LLOYD KAUFMAN.

Desperate to locate the coveted "oasis" linked to this unusual substance,

THE TOXIC AVENGER’s

MELVIN the “MOP BOY”, MARK TORGL

hunts down the rumored source desperate to replace his diminishing stash.

With the turmoil of his abduction and thirty-year quest behind him

Mark encounters Kaufman at the foot of the oasis.

The creator immediately welcomes his beloved “Mop Boy”,

but not without dubious admonishments.

He then ingratiates his little Melvin with a special role by dubbing him,

“LEADER OF THE TROMITES”!

Mark, now faced with the troma-tic obligation to cease all earthly

disturbances caused by this toxic penis substance

that has taken it's toll on fans who've succumb to it,

fears his mop will not be up to the task!